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Watching people eat your Cosmic Bacon Orb in Restaurant City while making out with your best friend, when you should be doing something productive. But meh, you'll just go back into your best friend and have hot passionate make-out sessions.
"Ah dang, I should be memorizing my lines for Spanish, but my best friend seems a lot more alluring, and he is just too cute...especially when he falls for my man-bitch schemes. So I'll go and make out with him, since he still owes me a lesson on how to be a good kisser ^^ Oya, I just leveled up my Cosmic Meat Orb dish in Restaurant City, so I'll let the people have that dish, while I make out. This is procrastination at its finest"
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Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.
Little sister, "What are you doing?"
Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".
Little sister, "If you say so..."
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The art of never getting up off your hole and doing things.
Enda indulges in excessive amounts of procrastination as well as masturbation.
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A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!
Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.
You, you are the definition of procrastination. All you do is play video games and sit on a shoddy couch eating chips that slowly clod your arteries. You do so little to try and better yourself, and in turn you live a sad depressing life. You get no wife, no friends, no money and no fulfillment, you sad excuse of a human being
you have procrastinated so long in your life that you don't even know what it means to improve, procrastination is ruining your life.
when one eats an amount of food disproportionate to their body weight for the main purpose of avoiding work that needs to be done
mom: billy why did you get a C on the math test
billy: oh not much mom, i was just procrastineating the night before sorry mom
When you put off something until you cannot put it off any longer, or keep figuring out excuses not to do something.
I procrastinate a lot when it is time to do my homework.
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