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Putting off a task or chore in order to masturbate
John likes to procrasturbate because he has a sex addiction.
When one takes great pleasure in the act of putting something off.
When I saw that she was reorganizing her sock drawer for the second time instead of calling her mother, I knew it was simple procrasturbation.
Putting off masturbating for a later time, when it should be done now.
That man Joey teaches procrasturbation at school.
Masturbating instead of doing something more important that needs to be done.
instead of looking for a job, he often resorts to procrasturbation
To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.
Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"
2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"
3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"
The act of masturbating in order to procrastinate.
John, not wanting to study maths, played some dwarf porn and masturbated for a while. It was a a classic case of procrasturbation.
The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study
Procrasturbation Example:
Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"