PWNAGE INC

4 of North America's best gamers.

The Bringer
CopperShark
Streatdoktir
Sibanamush

They wear a tag e* in square brackets

Elite Gamer 1: Dude, we had a team match against PWNAGE INC
Elite Gamer 2: Really? I heard they have the fastest mouse trigger fingers in the northen hemisphere.
Elite Gamer 3: I heard they've never lost! And disbanded over 600 clans.
Elite Gamer 1: Yeah, they swept us. 5 - 0.
Elite Gamer 2: Those guys are legends.
Elite Gamer 3: I agree. Truly kings amoung men.

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anal pwnage

the act of putting your penis in another MANS anus

as done very often by barack obama

anal pwnage is shown in the picture below
3===D(O)

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schnitzel pwnage

To be pwned with schnitzel, to ultimately defeated by a slice of schnitzel.

Dude, that's schnitzel pwnage! Schnitzel just pwned my COD record!

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TOTAL PWNAGE

Owned, pwned, totalled, fragged, Smashed, backstabbed, sniped, railed, splattered, Shot, Beaten to a pulp, thrown to your death, crushed, blown up and corpsehumped. All at once. However unlikly that is.

N00b: Wat is that rushing towards me?
Pro (x11): its a rocket u dumbf***. Bye.
BIIIIG BOOM!
n00b = TOTAL PWNAGE!

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hardcore pwnage

A HARDER version of pwnage, a word said by no-one other than nerds; Runescapers, World of Warcrafters, anyone that plays multiplayer online games.

"You better watch your mouth, mister, or you're gonna get 100,000 volts of hardcore pwnage coming your way"

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mortal pwnage

Mortal Pwnage is the sound that emerges from a victors mouth after annhiliating one's opponent on a FPS game.

You've just creamed your friend sooooo harshly and humiliated him on Halo that you turn round and scream "Morrrrrrrrtalllllllll Pwwwwwnage!" whilst flipping him the finger.

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Ubber Pwnage

A slightly intese moment of pwnage.
Also refers to owning of chencho's mother

Carlos: papi papi, sabes a quien le penetre el ano ayer?
Luis: La mai de Chencho?
Todos: UBBER PWNAGE!!!

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