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quim wig

Aslo known as a merkin. A pubic wig for women.

"Hey dude, my girlfriend shaved, now she wears a quim wig"

by bobohme January 31, 2005

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Quim Claws

When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...

What the fuck is that stench?
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws

by Mama F April 19, 2006

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The Quim Reaper

Is a name associated with a chap who gets more than his fair share of fanny rudder action.

Christ, that fucking bloke is a fanny magnet. He scythes through pussy like The Quim Reaper.

by Richard Ellis May 3, 2006

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quim swim

The act of going down on a female who is known to get particularly wet when being orally stimulated.

i'm shagging Wendy tonight. She's a squirter! Bit of a quim swim before I fuck her.

by bigbadscot November 29, 2016


quim head

Some one with a head that looks like a quim due to a stupid off axis quiff

Rev Ross Beeby, Ace Ventura - both reputable quim heads

by booblybits June 6, 2011


Wetland Quim

A large pulsating moist vulva which has seen its best days

Have you heard about Barry's Wetland Quim?

by Darkdestroyer20 September 9, 2020


Quim Quavers

When the overuse of the female genitalia causes the lips to sag down and look like prawn cocktail Quavers.

Guy1: Lad. That cougar you took home last night looked like she should of got out the game a long time ago.

Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.

by Harrymarrymo October 11, 2012