"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
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A pretty chill skate group, if you think you're in it, you're probibly not.
"Hey guys, I'm in raft crew"
"Fuck off Omar, no you're not"
Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.
John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex
A group of men masturbate into an open container then take turns throwing it in the air to each other.
The group of friends were enjoying their RV trip until someone suggested white water rafting and everyone ended up with sperm on their faces.
That girl bitches at everything, she must be white water rafting.
Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.
Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.
Now that a raft of crap your telling me . I don't believe you