A pint of Guiness with a shot of Vodka.
A Real Dirty Randall has three shots of Vodka.
I'll get a round of Dirty Randall's for the table.
When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect
Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.
Walks like a fucking gay flamingo. He wishes he could change it.
Oh my god he walks like Luke Randall.
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Spread you ass cheeks and you asshole for 15 seconds and if someone looks directly into your asshole you have to start the timer over until the 15 second timer goes off with No one looking into it
“Did the stripper go the full month?”
“He went the The Full Randall til someone looked at him, he was standing there for a full 5 mins, we couldn’t stop looking into it.”
A guy who has fun, smokes weed, and gets the layyydeeeez.
Randall Cobb does drugs! He's so cool!
a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.
Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.
A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.
Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.