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The act of expressing your innermost feelings at the most inappropriate of moments. Usually expressed at a time of drunken stupor. Sap-ranting embellishes camaraderie or love for a specific hoe.
Friend 1: "Dude, this is totally a sap-rant, but I love you more than an electric toothbrush up my ass."
Friend 2: "Bro, you're emotionally ravishing. I love Colgate. Lets go get Sushi."
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1. A rant you go on, mainly directed towards yourself, in the presence of others. Not expecting or desiring a reaction from said present company.
2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
Person 1: You know, that commercial was so stupid.....
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!
Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.
Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!
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A Molly Wood rant on the podcast Buzz Out Loud.
Person 1: Wow, she totally sounded like a molly rant!
Person 2: Yeah, she was all, "Zee DRMz! They are evil!"
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A long winded complaint about minor subjective imperfections in a product, a process, or a person without adequate understanding of the entirety of the subject and without any logic or basis in fact. It is preferably delivered via audio format in a high pitched fast-paced voice without interruption - not even to take a breath.
For numerous examples of Molly Rants please listen to co-host Molly Wood of the Buzz Out Loud Podcast at CNET.com.
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Noun.
Taken from one of the hosts of the tech news podcast Buzz Out Loud, Molly Wood, who is know to go on long rants about various topics discussed on the show. Used to described a rant a person went one.
1. Yeah, he totally went on a molly rant.
2. That was one good molly rant, alright.
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Pilko Rant.
Noun:Nonsensical ramblings. Happen in groups of at least 3. Fatal upon listening, as well as being boring they rub off onto students, causing them to talk about propeller wash unprovoked. No wonder they don't know what nucleotides are.
Student 1: I thought we were doing genetics, why the fuck is he on about traditional Chinese medicines.
Student 2: Oh that's just a pilko rant
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A rant or harangue is a speech or text that does not present a well-researched and calm argument; rather, it is typically an attack on an idea, a person or an institution. Very often rants lack proven claims. Such attacks are usually personal attacks. Compare with a dialectic. Most commonly found in motorcycle forums.
fyrefyter0143: I'm the coolest member here :flex:
cockblockers: No your not, your just goodlookin
fyrefyter0143: Dot rant!
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