Rather than be naked, I'd slip back on my wet boxer brief undies!
that means they don't really know anything about what you are asking , but they wanted to say something so they don't seem like they don't know what is going on
I was at the doctor waiting to see doctor due to covid-19 symptoms and when I asked the receptionist when I was gonna see the doctor the receptionist told me , sooner rather than later , I hope so cause I feel like I'm gonna die
Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.
Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.
Honestly I’m not doing it it’s never happening no no no never nope not me never gonna happen thank you
Teacher: Hey can you send in your assignment for my class
Me: no I’d rather suffocate :)
What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.
Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top
When a plan is so bad you'd rather do something boring and safe instead, like hanging out in a park rather than go out drinking
Our graduation is gonna suck so bad, I'd rather go to kanakakunnu
Do we have to go there? Can't we just go to kanakakunnu instead? There's trees there.
Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.
Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.