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For real, for real on God

This is the way how you show that you actually mean something, that it is true. If someone can't say for real, for real on God then it means that it is not actually legit.

Do you love me?
Yes
Really?
For real, for real on God

Are you mad?
No
For real, for real on God?
*silence*

by jjanovskis November 29, 2021


Real

A guy named homam. He is so real that the definition of real became him.

That guy over there is so real.

by The Real connoisseur May 1, 2023


Real

Something that you definitely aren’t

Are you real?
No, you have schizophrenia.
…
Hello?
Shut up! Can’t you tell someone else is talking?

by GoofyGoober10 May 25, 2023


Real

People online say this when they agree with someone... typically in comment sections. it's basically a form of saying "for real" but shortened down for comedic effect.

it's also used as a synonym for "based" and "true"

Jamie: "Pugs are ugly"
Billy: "real as hell"

by Evil Thug 122 May 8, 2023


On the reals

To be forreal about it.. like saying fr (forreals) or being dead serious about it. Not joking around on the topic.

Ex: Her brows be on fleek on the reals.
Ex: Bruh, imma bouta get it with this girl on the reals!
Ex: But on the reals, imma beat dat ass if she talk about it one more time.

by Memery Dank December 31, 2016


Not real

josh

"Josh is not real, remember?"

by tylerr dun June 11, 2019

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Be Real

Being real with yourself and to all reality.

The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.

When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.






Exxx. 1
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.

Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2

Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!

Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3

Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.

Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.

by Be Real Bitch November 30, 2008

20πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž