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Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.
bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!
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Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.
bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!
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Changing the oil of your car in the parking lot of a auto store so you can buy and dump the oil off without having to drive to and from the store.
Me and my friend are going to do a red neck oil change, want to come?
Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.
bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord
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Someone whose lawn jockey iz holdin a laptop computer instead of a lantern.
bubba: weel dowgiez, if dat ain't class!
htrn: shut up an shove another block under dis heah car.
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A C&W song recorded by George Jones:
High Tech Red Neck
MayBerry meets StarTrek
He's a bumpkin, but he's plugged in
High Tech Red Neck
daDebil waz da first HTRN on daNet.
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