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When a man lights and smokes a cigarette while peeing outside.
The best part of smoking is having a relief light.
Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.
A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?
B: fuck no
the feeling you get when the teacher disconnects from the zoom call
im so relieved its the weekend fuck yes *sigh of relief*
When you wipe your ass with the last piece of toilet paper and it comes off clean
God luckily my deadline got moved, thats such a relief
Feeling that soldiers of color feel when going to fight in Iraq, Syria or Afghanistan.
For the first time, people of color get to be in a position of privilege over Caucasians.
Seeing over-privileged Caucasians bomb themselves until the Roman ruins in their country are destroyed, then being able to have Muhammad as a slave?
Talk about black/Native Revenge. 👣👳🏾 ♀️🧔🏾🤡☺️🦄
I would feel relief if I could get Muhammad to behave, act civilized and learn his place..
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A company that scams people who are in debt.
Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.
An expression of the desire to make someone shut up.
Sawyer: Eric, can you please give me some oral relief?
Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?
Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.