Religiously Cockblocked

1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.

2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions

Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon

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getting religious

1)getting full of holes hole-y

2)a non-believer praying to God

3) A horrible incident that got you on your knees

Damn! that AK-47 is getting Gina religious.

Because of the finals, even atheists were getting religious.

Dan: Shit, is that bitch getting religious?
Bob: Nah, she's just giving a blow-job.

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religious trets

Noun- a disorder that cause you to shout out religious word, sayings and, names out of rage or frustration

After being hit in the head, my father's religious trets kicked in and caused him to yell, "Holy mother Mary of Lord baby Jesus!"

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The Religious Left

Liberals who have their own definition of "the right to life".

Unlike members of the Religious Right, the Religious Left doesn't advocate ripping children from their mother's arms and putting them in cages, putting prisoners to death when witnesses have recanted and they have been refused the legal admission of DNA exoneration, or the necessity of carrying assault rifles into church. Just sayin'.

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religious insurgent

Any person of a faith whose goal is to enslave people's thought processes through indoctrination and sometimes punishment, whether mental or physical, and does not have consideration for other people's beliefs.

The religious insurgents in that part of the war were identified as christians of the Roman Catholic faith.

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religious union

A separate but equal alternative to civil marriage for heterosexual couples who oppose marriage equality on religious grounds. Provides all of the same rights and benefits of marriage but without the stigma of the label "marriage" now that the institution of marriage has been destroyed by allowing gays and lesbians to get married in some jurisdictions.

Dave: "I just heard that Mike and Cathy cancelled their wedding! Did they break up?"
Diana: "No, but after that lesbian couple moved in next door, they decided to get a religious union instead."

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Non-religious

One who doesn't follow any religion, including atheism.

Being non-religious, doesn't mean I worship trees...

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