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An uptight, brainwashed individual. Usually a racist.
Drug of choice: War
My dad used to be one until he lost his job, thanks to uncle dumbya, the Republicantor!
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The Republican Party is a group of useless, self-serving fuckwits who believe that the only people who deserve to live are rich, white, Christian, straight, Americans with only one genital member. They also believe that the only animals that deserve to live are either human beings or wild game for hunting. Republicans tend to believe that unborn embryos are not allowed to be killed, even if they are found in 12-year-old girls. On the other side of the coin, they will send possibly disabled men through the draft system into Iraq, where the only thing we should be doing there is helping to rebuild the country. And all the while, all our "President" Bush is doing is twaddling his half-incher. Democrats, on the other hand, have a good amount of self-respect and discipline, and are interested in the education of today's children (Ex. Special Ed, Sex Ed, Gifted programs) and how the middle and lower class people manage to survive with the little money they are given so single fathers have to feed six children and a cat and pay for the rich people's taxes that the Republicans force on them along with their own on a budget of a few dollars a month. But Republicans don't give a fuck whatsoever. Republicans are responsible for Causing the Great Depression, Keeping the Great Depression going strong, the Watergate Scandal, the assassination of JFK (Lee Harvey Oswald was, indeed, a republican,) Global Warming, and many other problems. In short, Republicans are the bane of the Earth and will in turn destroy it. Republicans are on hand-walking themselves to Hell.
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The closest form of human zombie in existence.
Model of Comparison between Republican and Zombie:
Brainless-both
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans
According to legend both also carry very small penises.
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A fringe party consisting of religious lunatics, flat-earthers, and civil war reenacters who get all of their advice from Rush Limbo.
The difference between Republicans and other people is intelligence level...
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1) a self-righteous christian fundamentalist who believes that "freedom of religion" doesn't apply to people who aren't also christian fundamentalists
2) someone who believes that education doesn't need to be properly funded but 2 wars over oil do
3) someone who bitches about the ridiculous deficit that has accrued over the past 8 years under a fanatical fundamentalist (refer to definition 1) while pushing for increased support of 2 of the most expensive wars this country has ever undertaken
4) someone who doesn't fully understand economics, but likes to pretend they do
5) someone who thinks everyone that doesn't agree with their party base is a communist, even though they don't know what a communist is
6) someone who thinks karl marx is a communist (in the soviet sense of the word)
7) someone who thinks a dentist is fit to run the texas board of education
8) someone who thinks anything that is "liberal" is wrong, regardless of historical accuracy
9) someone who still thinks their party is "the party of lincoln"
George Bush junior and senior (republicans)
Ronald Reagan (republican)
Herbert Hoover (republican)
--it said to include the word "republican"
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Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and many other fox news dick heads are all republicans
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Old white crusty people who are afraid of change.
John McCain and George W. Bush are prime examples of republicans.
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