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"i wanna make the longest eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee definition"
*typing copy and paste for like 20 minutes*
"413 Request Entity Too Large"
"nginx"
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What can politely spoken in many situation’s you want “NO” involvement with them on any level i.e. Job, family situation, business opportunity, a known unesassary medical treatment/test to make a “Dr.”, a quick Buck for there new BMW/Million Dollar home/Boat/whatever Praise/Prize their after for “themselves,” with a new medical drug it pulled on from a pharmasuitical Co., and ignoring paitent care to speak for an hr on the product, taking away time away from the paitent to “SELL/SELL OUT” what you built the practice to do in the first place i.e. Save peoples lives! Sales Rep’s that push their $100-a couple $Thousand product that is likely to break in a month W/ a shitty contract or warranty that doesn’t hold it’s water with the toilet paper it was printed on. Just letting them know you will not their next money making scam or victim to prey on to make that “Money,” while You own family suffers the consequences. This is how you Reply and just walk away.
Sir, Your Co. is in bed with some pretty dirty people and I respectfully request to decline your offer.
Dr. I see your sales coming off more than my personal treatment and these meds., made me feel worse than I did before I started treatments. I respectfully request to decline your offer for further treatment. Thank you for your time.
Mr. Doe, I don’t feel that it takes a gang, It takes an honest man 7 years to prove what a dishonest man with a team choose to make up in 30 mins to make a dollar over some ones head. I respectfully request to decline your offer!
Man: Lady, I love, you are my world, I’ll always miss you. We should have made so many more good memory’s together and I can’t stand another day with out you. I did this all for you! NEED to be “together forever.” We belonge together!
Lady: What you did is for your ego and self alone. You’re a bad example of a person and a cheater. A back stabbing horrable ex that had no problem sleeping with many of his so called friends girlfriends and wives while saying how much better you would be for them. Then dumping them for their best friends after you knocked her up and ran telling her to have an abortion againsed her own principals. What you did is loose your respect for others, my trust and faith in you as a person, and true dignity a long time go to basically harm before helping out people. We are nothing alike and I don’t care about your money or college degree. “I respectfully request to decline your offer,” on account that “I” worked my ass off to support a family you helped destroy. I love and respect them more than selling out to a sleeze bag hax. I’m with the true, simplistic, real man of my dreams and nothing you say will ever hold water with me.
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What can politely spoken in many situation’s you want “NO” involvement with them on any level i.e. Job, family situation, business opportunity, a known unesassary medical treatment/test to make a “Dr.”, a quick Buck for there new BMW/Million Dollar home/Boat/whatever Praise/Prize their after for “themselves,” with a new medical drug it pulled on from a pharmacy Co., and ignoring care to speak for an hr on the product, taking away time away from the patient to “SELL/SELL OUT” what you built the practice to do in the first place i.e. Save peoples lives! Sales Rep’s that push their $100-a couple $Thousand product that is likely to break in a month W/ a shitty contract or warranty that doesn’t hold it’s water with the toilet paper it was printed on. Just letting them know you will not their next money making scam or victim to prey on to make that “Money,” while You own family suffers the consequences of the loss to them, but saying No just wouldn’t be enough to get your point across to it’s self projected ego filled head. These types feel you have to ask them, before you make any choices on your own behalf. This is how you reply and just walk away.
Sir, Your Co. is in bed with some pretty dirty people and I respectfully request to decline your offer.
Patient: Dr. I see your “sales” tack showing than personal treatment and these meds., made me feel worse than I did before I started treatments. I respectfully request to decline your offer for further treatment. Thank you for your time.
Mr. Doe, I don’t feel that it takes a gang to prove a point you made up to suit your bank account. It takes an “honest” man 7 years to prove what a dishonest man with a team choose to make up in 30 mins to make a dollar over some ones head. I respectfully request to decline your offer.
Ex: I love you! I miss you! You are my world, I’ll always be missing you and I can’t stand another day with out you. I did this all for you!
Lady: What you did is for your ego and self alone. You’re a bad example of a person and a cheater. A back stabbing ex that had no problem sleeping with many of his so called friends, girlfriends and wives while saying how much better you would be for them. Then to cheat with their best friends after you knocked one up and “ran” telling her to have an abortion. Did you think about her principals? What you did is loose your respect for others, her trust and faith in you as a person, and true. We are nothing alike and I don’t care about your money or college degree. “I respectfully request to decline your offer,” on account that some women work their asses of to support a family already destroyed. She now has love and respects them more than selling out to a sleeze bag hax that thinks himself a god.
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When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.
Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!
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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
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You've already typed out urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog, define.php?term=, Type any word..., and Top Definition, but you're still so bored i want to die, so you have to search what's on the right side of the dictionary.
Raven: dude stop saying you're bored. Get up and do somethin'.
Bob: © 1999-2020 urban dictionary ® advertise terms of service privacy dmca remove help blog data subject request
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" what if i copy this and paste it im sure I'll get something funny ahahahahah "
" © 1999-2022 Urban Dictionary ®
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" Stop. Do something with your life. Stop trying to find these " ohh haha look how bored you are xdxd " easter eggs. Get. A. Life.
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