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A play that gets more impossible to read the older it gets. Every 9th grade English class has to read it and the teachers love to assign a test for every act, an essay, and lost scene. The story is about two attractive teenagers that have a secret marriage and have sex then they both get really emotional and overdramatic and die. Your best bet to surviving it is to buy a No Fear Shakespeare book.
Student 1: have you started reading Romeo and Juliet?
Student 2: Yeah. We have a test on act 1...
Student 1: Don't worry, the plot is really easy to understand but for some reason the test has quotes that no one remembers...
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Someone who romances his way into someone's rectum
James is a Rectal Romeo
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Rhinestone Romeo is a hopeless romantic who thinks life and love is like a fairy tale or Disney movie.
who do you think you are? Some kind of Rhinestone Romeo?
Wow that guy Trevor, he's a Rhinestone Romeo.
Someone: She sounds so dumb!
Me: Just like Romeo and Juliet!
Two fucked up, whiny ass bitches that killed themselves insteaf of running away
Male 1: Yo! Who does to bitches crying over there?
Make 2: Oh that’s Ken and Sarah. They are such a Romeo and Juliet couple.
A distinguished man who both passions his work and his woman, is a strong leader and developer, has a drive to make strong financial gains and finds that many people will try and assimilate themselves with said “Alpha’s.” It’s an honor to be an Alpha Romeo.
“You better watch what you say to him he’s an “Alpha Romeo.”
The sexual method of pulling a girl into water (pool, beach, bathtub, etc.) with you and kissing her above and under the water. Then followed with proposal.
-I used the Romeo Method on a girl last night!
The wedding is next year.
-Congratulations! I bet it was hot!