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The act of inserting the male genitalia in between a significant other's rump cheeks, usually with much ferocity.
I could hardly sleep after the intense rectal romp I had with my well endowed man-friend.
Spamming Facebook's question feature with stupid answers until the person eventually unfriends you.
Question: What is Question Romping?
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Life
Tacos
Santa
Sand Carpets
Necrophelia
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A homosexual sex position employed by the Romanian militia and Romanian gun owners.
You stick your gun grip the other man's asshole, and his dick in yours. Then, you roll around on the floor screaming, covered in shit while Ukrainians piss on you
"Did you hear that Mofo did the Romanian Romp with Caityln?"
The pleasurable act of pleasurably seducing, playing, and bumping uglies underneath the sweet sheets of a bed.
"Hey, I heard Brad and Angelina had an erotic sex romp last night when their 6 children were being babysat."
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A misspelling of "Rump Ranger" a derogatory expression describing a homosexual male based on the common activity of anal sex engaged in by same.
"I bet that jackass is the biggest "romp ranger (rump ranger)" in the world."
"He may act like he is chasing the ladies tonight, but odds have it he's really a "Rump Ranger"."
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A date between Martha Halftrack and Bryant Hollifield. Held unbeknownst to her husband, Amos. Its very sneaky; the other soldiers don't know they're doing it. But Amos finds out everytime.
Marty: Hey, how about a Swampy Romp tonight? We'll sneak around and the boys won't even know.
Bryant: Great! I bet Papa Amos will be mad as a hornet.
Marty: Knowing him he probably will. He'll probably make us do a PT workout. But, hey, its just us. Nobody else.
Bryant: But what if he saw? Would he tell? Would I get thrown off base?
Amos: (hearing Bryant) No. We would never throw you off the base. Not here at Camp Swampy, anyway. Remember, I'm your Papa Amos. And I love you.
Marty: Yeah, and I'm your Grandma Marty. You can't forget that! We always have these little dates. So we're always rompin' around the Swamp.
Bryant: We'll romp around the Swamp tonight. We'll romp around it 'till broad daylight. We're gonna romp, gonna romp, gonna romp around tonight. Its a Swampy Romp!
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to run around showing off a cell phone, i pod, laptop or any other electronic device to every single person in sight.
also describes someone at starbucks who bought a laptop just for their free wi fi and the person that loiters around the electronics section of a store (ex; Wal mart) and shows people around like they work there and know everything about electronics.
Bill: HEY FRANK!!!!! LOOOKKIT MY NEW PHONE!!!!! *waves in face*
Frank: STFU U SPAZZ GAWD WHAT A COMP ROMP... *walks away*
Jose: man, Phil, bill's such a douche...
Phil: naw man, he's a comp romper.
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