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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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Drinkin a cold beer on the roof with a good friend.
Bro, wanna have a couple roofies later? It’s supposed to be a clear night.
dirty nasty up to know good! trying to be top notch
there you go roofie bitches!
When a roofie is slipped into a persons butt, in order to gain sexual advantage.
"Can you believe Steve Smith tried to reverse roofie me? What a D-bag...I mean he was already in my pants. What the hell?"
when a person puts the whole ashes of a whiteowl white peach in a glass of Pepsi and makes someone drink the whole glass , then they should either pass out or get sick as shit.
damn I think I got a whiteowl roofie , I cant feel my but or remember anything last night ...
the practice of enforcing a legally binding agreement on a customer without explicit informed consent or done so with hopes of the terms being bypassed or neglected (and ultimately unknown), most often enacted by corporations who actively lobby against consumer rights.
examples:
- changing the terms of the agreement at a point in time after the initial exchange
- dark patterns set up to mislead the customer, confuse them, waste their time (stalling) or lie to them
- a forced arbitration clause on page 69 of the end-user license agreement stapled to the inside of the refrigerator packaging cardboard box which the customer will never come in contact with
- charging the customer for services which they have not received, charging hidden fees, or charging cancellation fees
- automatic contract renewal without consent or confirmation
- assume that the customer accepts the new terms if they don't respond immediately respond
- make it extremely difficult or impossible for the customer to disagree, refuse, deny or cancel
- take maximum advantage of the customer as much as allowed by hidden clauses and loopholes in laws and regulation
- sharing private and highly-sensitive personal customer data with "1281 vendors/our advertising partners", or to the general public
- avoiding all liability, responsibility engaging in scapegoating and shameless blame-shifting and steering, even if all these measures have resulted in wrongful death
- Retroactively Amended Purchase Experience
hey everybody! how's it going? hope you're having a lovely day. i'm not. i'm probably not gonna have a lovely day tomorrow, for the next few weeks, and maybe the next few months. today we're going to be talking about another case of eula roofieing.