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yuppie rub

The effect of become more hipster without noticing due to associating with yuppies

Rusty: "hey man you want a beer?"

Porpoise: "um...yeah i guess, but only if theyve got a porter or some kinda microbatch brew"

Rusty: "dude... are you chafed from all that yuppie rub!?"

by The Rusty Porpoise November 2, 2014


Sphincter Rub

1) A delicate and imprecise act in which the partner about to engage in anal drilling for rectal exploration (in order to look for alternative energy sources; get your mind out of the gutter, people) gently massages his or her arsehole to stimulate, making small circular motions. Lubrication is strongly recommended, especially if you plan to dive in there later on using something else
2) A pain relieving cream for the anus once used in Southeast Asia; was taken off shelves for good in 1997 following a class-action lawsuit stemming from complaints that the directions didn't clearly state the cream should be taken OUT of the can when applied.
3) A grunge band from Seattle. Just not one of the good ones, like Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains. And no, they're not around anymore.

Steve: So, you tried anal with Maggy?
Joe: Yeah man, but don't worry; I was all about setting the mood with a good, spiritual sphincter rub. That, and playing the very best of Hall and Oates in the background.

by Snipediddy August 23, 2005


Rub the rug

1. When a girl has cum in her pubes and is cleaning it out.

Alternatively:

2. When someone or yourself plays with the clitoris of a girl with extensive pubic hair.

1.
Elissa: Ah fuck there's cum all over my pussy!
Marcus: It's fine just rub the rug

2.
Victoria: Oh Dave I need you to rub my rug!!
Dave: Wait do u want me to clean the wine stain or make u cum

by rugrubber March 20, 2022


Chug rub

chug rub when you rub your self down after you leave the holy hole

Chug rub I smell funny and I'm sticky

by Kingofdick June 9, 2020


rub job

when a girl massages or grabs a guy's penis and basically masturbates for him

i didnt want to go all the way so i gave my man a rub job

by Calixto November 13, 2005

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rub and tug

A Massage palour - A Place a person goes for a massage and hand relief

1. Allan loves going for a rub and tug.

by Stroker August 28, 2003

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bra rub

when a girl uses her bra to stroke your cock. or tit fucking with a bra on that when a girl sticks your dick in between her cleavage and jacks you off as your dick slide up and down against the fabric.

Beyonces padded bra felt smooth as she jerked me in to her soft cleavage with her bra.

by buddy February 11, 2004

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