chicken sag

the name given to some one with complete sagginess.

Person 1: (walking with saggy leggings on)
Person 2: Oi you saggy maggy you have chicken sag
Person 1: Oh sorry

Person 2: Yeah you will be. (angry alf)

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sag clapper

#1. A person who masturbates with a pillow over the age of 85.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.

#1. "My Grandpa is a sag clapper because his pillow is crusty and yellow!"

#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"

Natural Sag

Sag caused by pants being too large, not being pulled down.

Tim: "Dude, you said you don't sag?"
Josh: "No dude I'm not sagging, it's just natural sag."

Pec sag.

A condition when a man's pectoral muscles sag down his chest. (usually mistaken for actual physical fitness by females)

Jenny: That guy looks totally ripped!
Sam: Naw, that's just pec sag.

Sag Wagons

Large breasts that hang like a wang.

Lisa O has huge sag wagons!

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sag

the equivelent to saying meh

CJ: Sexy Can I. I HATE THIS SONG.
Mike: Sag.
Marina: *slaps*
Tyler: BULLY. BULLY. BULLY.
Emily: Would you all just SHUT UP?
CJ: Me so horny.. oh me me so horny!
Mike: Sag. Sag. Sag.
Marina: MEH!

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Double Sag

The act of wearing underwear, then a pair of gym shorts, then another pair of pants (could be gym shorts, jeans, sweat pants, cargo shorts or pants.) Each pair of pants/shorts sagging lower. Usually super low saggers do this. More shorts can be worn making it a "multi sag." (ex: boxers, gym shorts, gym shorts, sweats)

Carl: Woah did you see how low John was saggin at the party?
Trevor: Dude he was wearing boxers, gym shorts, and jeans that were fallin off his ass!
Carl: It was totally wack cool man!
Trevor: I'm gonna double sag next time, it's awesome!

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