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You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.
Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
To lick the sinus hole in pleasure while fingering the penis hole
Yes I think I’ll Ross the salad
True Salad: expressing ones agreement with a statement. used like "word" when you want to agree with what someone has said.
Bob: Yeah, that one math test was impossible.
Jimmy: True salad.
Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad
Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner
“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”
The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.
My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.
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variation of "nuff said".
used to end a shit talking battle
Nukka- alex ur a little bitch
Good kid- kid u copy all my quotes nuff salad, hold the crutons
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A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.
This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?
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