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The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.
Worship, or perish.
1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.
1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.
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-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.
She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.
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The act of inserting your fully erect penis into the collective vagina of two scissoring women.
I am tired, the Sioux City Salamander I found myself in the middle of last night really wore me out.
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The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan
Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah
When u scare someone and say oooga booga salamander
Amaan snuck up on khaira and scared her and ran off and yelled"oooga booga salamander"
another way cooler way of saying “thats the way the cookie crumbles”
Phoenix:thats the way the salamander sambas
samalamadingdong: NOO THATS NOT A PHRASE NO ONE SAYS THAT
look at me now sam
noun - similar to the sex act known as the three-eyed turtle, but with the theme being tongues; a tongue in each hole of a woman; a LIMBER woman bends over holding her ankles while one person makes out with her, one person performs cunnilingus upon her, and one person performs ATM (a rim job); Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww... maybe..... not....... ummmmm.......
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the surgeon general, women should not perform the three-eyed salamander during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.
(2) Performance of the three-eyed salamander impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
(3) Because its just fucked up.......
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