Sympathy Sale

A sale made because the customer feels sorry for a store-owner that stands there forever never selling anything.

Usually made after walking past the store/stall on separate occasions and seeing zero customers every time.

Sonia: Hey, have you ever seen that guy with the hot corn in the mall actually sell any?

Andy: Nah I never have, I kinda feel sorry for him.

Sonia: Yeah same, that's why I bought some corn today, he was freakin ecstatic!

Andy: Ahh, a sympathy sale. Nice.

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sales walrus

A sales person who is committed to the overall growth of their program. Not in it to win it for themselves. A team player. The antithesis of a Sales Shark.

Joe is a real sales walrus because he works for the betterment of his team, and isn't just in it for himself.

Rug sale

A place in which a lot of lose women who are lesbians hang out

"Tell that dyke to go find herself a "rug sale" and quit bitching!!"

salee-ing

to be in the act of praying or having the ability to pray.

the english/arabic version of the word "salee" meaning to pray.
word used by many teenage arab american as part of "arabeezi" slang

No he cant talk right now, he's salee-ing." "are you salee-ing today/

Yard Sale

A person who is scattered and uncollected
A person who is drunken and disorderly

Damn, that guy is a yard sale

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bake sale

refers to a girl who suffers from overweight issues. the term bake sale connotes directly to the amount of rolls the large girl possesses.

That bitch has enough rolls for every man, woman and child of this village. She is like a damn bake sale. Get 'em while they're hot.

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sales drone

Faceless, nameless person trying to sell you something. Implies the person is not enthusiastic about her/his job or the product s/he is trying to sell.

The sales drone made an unconvincing case for me to upgrade from the product I wanted.

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