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Is the manly version of the colour pink. Only guys wear man salmon as to not appear gay or fruity in front of their mates.
Guy 1: Hey dude are wearing a pink shirt?
Guy 2: Na mate its man salmon.
Guy 1: Oh sweet looks good
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A good center cut piece of salmon that is bought for a significant other, lady friend or Pirate Hooker. With the intentions of having a mind blowing time in a Motel 6 hotel room.
I could tell Tina was enjoying the sexual salmon but something told me it was going to take more.
An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.
Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”
The act of taking your hand, placing it between a woman's or a man's inner thighs and slapping it from side to side like a wild salmon swimming up stream during spawning season. In the process one must yell "wild salmon"!!!
I just wild salmoned the shit out of your mom!
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A leg of salmon is usually used as a joke in the work place and is generally used to test the gullibility of a new employee. It starts off by the manager or someone of senior authority asking the unsuspecting employee to carry out a personal favour for them. In this case the boss has asked the new employee if he/she minds going to the fish mongers to collect the leg of salmon that the boss had ordered earlier. Wanting to impress his/hers new boss the new employee (not giving a second thought of what he/she has been asked to do) willingly obliges to go on the errand only to be told by the fishmonger (in the tone of 1+1=2) that salmon don't have legs and return back to their place of work (usually to be greeted by hysterical laughter) looking as pink as a salmon.
Boss: "Jimmy"
Jimmy: "Yes Sir."
Boss: "Could I ask a favour?"
Jimmy: "Certainly Sir."
Boss: "The CEO has called a meeting this afternoon and I have ordered a leg of salmon from the fishmongers over the road, please could you collect it for me, as I wont have time after the meeting. All you have to say is "I have come to collect the leg of salmon reserved for Mr Smith".
Jimmy: "Oh yes Sir. I'll do it straight away Sir."
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Q. What did the penis say to the ethiopian?
A. salmon eyes
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The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.
"Of course there were subway salmon when I was late for work and I was trying to get out of the subway in a hurry ... Dude, couldn't they tell the train already left?"
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