Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.
"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."
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When you have period sex with your cousin.
“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”
a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA
me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy
The mixture of piss and shit in someone’s butthole after you piss in it.
Me and my girl made Mongolian Salsa last night and that shit was bussin’.
A homosexual dance performed by young Hispanics after a successful money shot at a donkey show.
The flamboyant men love doing the Young Salsa at a donkey show.
Eating period blood and puking it up during sex
"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"
An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.
A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.
These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.