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When a man blows a load of semen onto a Samoa girl scout cookie, and the partner eats it and they trade back and forth like a traditional snowball
"me and the wife bought some girl scout cookies and decided to have sex, guess who just experienced a Samoan Snowball for the first time?"
You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.
"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "
"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "
An ancient technique for manipulating buns of bronze steel into an impenetrable barrier.
Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.
When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.
Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.
Deep tissue by a big ass samoan, or by your sister who don’t give two shits how much you cryin.
ma sista gave me one hell of a “Samoan massage” almost thought it was uncle sa’o.