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n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.
If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.
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1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.
2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.
1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*
2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.
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Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell
I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?
What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.
Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!
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A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.
I did some descriptive experience sampling with my Grindr date last night, it was hot.
the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.
"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."
drilling a hole in someones skull and fucking their brains out.
well Lary i guess im going to have to give your wife a grey matter core sample for letting Fluffy crap on my lawn again!
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