Sandbagging the Moat

The building of additional protective infrastructure around a couch fort. Couch forts being predominantly made of pillow and potentially mattresses, thus sandbags would theoretically be made of apple pies. Popularised by the Melbourne Fort Builders Anonymous society.

Andrew: Gee Rach, you've gone to quite a bit of effort with sandbagging the moat of this week's fort

Rachel: You know it, these apple pie sandbags look silly now, but when the Saxons turn up, they ain't gettin anywhere near my Bulls jumper.

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sandbagged by the octopi

To have something really terrible go down. An extremely unfortunate event.

Jerry broke both legs when he fell off his skateboard. He was really "sandbagged by the octopi"

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Sandbag titties

Large amorphous breasts that may look nice in a bra or swimsuit, but when external definition is removed they become saggy.

person A - "man look at the tits on that girl"
person B - "no way man, those are some sandbag titties"

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sandbag operation

Noun: The act of cancelling an arrangement.

See also, verb: sandbag

"I thought you were going to the theatre with Ella."

"No, I launched a sandbag operation on her."

Team Sandbag

An unfairly stacked team of players. Usually due to individuals on the team claiming to be less skilled than they really are during team formation stages of a tournament.

Organizer - "Hey Joe, what level of paddle tennis player are you? Beginner, Medium, or Advanced? We are trying to have balanced teams for the tournament"
Joe - "I am probably a Medium skilled player"
Organizer - "Great, You will be paired with Mark, who is an advanced player"
.... after Joe and Mark win tournament
Organizer - "Joe, you didn't say that you have played organized tennis in high school... you should have been in the advanced tier of players. However, Team Sandbag wins!"

Sandbag Surprise

The act of doing a female doggy style and after you have finished you surprise her by grabbing a sandbag and dropping it on the back of her head to knock her out while yelling "Sandbag Surprise".

Dude did you hear about Veronica? I guess she just got out of the hospital, some doushebag gave her a Sandbag Surprise.

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Armenian Sandbag

n when a man over 300lbs lays his obesely fat stomach jelly rolls over the woman completely covering her, like a blanket while she attempts to perform poop sex with the one individual

"If you dont shut the fuck up i will Armenian Sandbag yo Ass."

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