To suckle a nice single barrel from the sack and or taint of your closest and most favorite gentleman friend.
Sure is hot! Jimmy fetch the whiskey satchel from uncle Steve!!
scrotum, where you keep your man seed.
if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel
The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
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a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”
When you are sixty-nining with a girl, but you end up vomiting on her, so she ends up with a mouth full of cum and a pussy full of vomit. A "Satchel" if you will.
Person A: "We were going at it so hard, I accidentally gave her a Dirty Satchel."
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"
alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles
'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'