see saw

A see saw is a peice of playground equiptment otherwise known as a teeter-totter. It is a long, narrow board balanced in the middle so that, as one end goes up, the other goes down.

Child 1: I like the playground, my favourite is the see saw.
Child 2: No, I like the slippery dip better.

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DICK SAW

Three players are required, two men and one open minded female, the female participant reaches down and grabs her ankles while on of the gentlemen takes position ready to penetrate her vagina, the second male enters her mouth, then both men rock back and forth in a sawing motion

Dan and Larry found some old willing stripper with a midget pimp, then for 50 bucks they ran the old dick saw on her all night!

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Saw Cock

Defining an event or action as a "Saw Cock" implies that said event or action is distinctly unpleasant, much like being brutally ass-raped by a large cock which has a saw structure on the lower portion.

Nick: Are you ready for this Macro final?
Mitch: Hell no, it's going to be a saw cock!

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Hack Sawed

Utilizing a female's anal cheeks in replacement of her breasts ("titty F*ck") in order to gain sexual satisfaction without penetration. The penis is used in a 'hacksaw'-like motion between the cheeks to a point of ejaculation.

sandwich the male's erect penis between the female's anal cheeks and thrust back and forth to create a pleasurable sensation. No penetration is required as it is to mimic a saw-like motion.

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notch sawing

The act of a bull dyke and a male to female transsexual scissoring is notch sawing.

Mrs. Garrison and Tammy were notch sawing scissoring all night long.

sharpen the saw

To make a saw, less blunt.
or
Work smarter, not harder (coined: TM - circa 2020, Brisbane)

Example 1
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will firstly ask tm what 'sharpen the saw' means, then i will proceed to spend the first four hours sharpening the saw.”

Example 2
CF: "What have you been up to mate?"
TM: "Not much, just Sharpening the saw"
CF: "True"

Musical saw

Using a woodcutting saw to play musical notes. Typically, a violin or cello bow is used to vibrate the saw while bending it to raise the pitch. Bowing the saw produces a very ethereal tone that's somewhat like a very soft flute.

The musical saw sounds like: oooooooouuuuuuuuooouuoouuuuuhhh~

Many people think it's a strange instrument.