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Here in the scheme shack, we hate feds, we love cats, we wr run, we’re into kids, we bully ai, we secret before clear all the time, we have a tech support scammer.
The Scheme Shack is known for having 3heads.
Delivering a high rate of return in a short amount of time involving sex and then moving on to the next partner.
I gave her the best I had in 5 minutes. Yeah, 5 minutes. I had to resort to my Fonzie Scheme, I have another date in an hour.
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to do something and then try to hide what you do and play it off but you already know what happened
friend 1: gurl that boy is so fine
friend 2: i'll hook you up with him
friend 1: alrite
friend 2:hey boy you is cute wanna holla at me my friend dont like you
friend 1: u schemed out for that
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A group of individuals that see how many people they can hook up with/"talk" to, over a period of time, without anyone catching feelings.
Jenny - "Amy, you goin' out tonight?"
Amy - "Team Scheme!" (:
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An actual business strategy that is proven to work, and if done right is completely legal. Consists of the first person signing up, who then gets X friends to sign up, and those get X friends to sign up, and can give something away for "free" (eg. freeipods.com). This works on the principal that even if EVERY person in America was to sign up, the bottom of the pyramid (which would consist of most likely more than half the US population) wouldn't be able to get the X friends and couldn't complete the offer. The scheme will make them money no matter what happens, even in the worst case scenarios.
Aww man, I tried to sign up for freeipods.com, but all my friends already have an account!
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A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.
"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"
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“scheming with that Keenan“
is used to reference taking part in illicit activities with a firearm. Scheming is short for scamming or hustling in a crooked fashion.
Keenan is slang for gun and sometimes specifically a Kalashnikov rifle or AK47 rifle, reason behind this is the word Keenan starts with K which is another slang term for the AK47.
Slime 1
“Hey slime where have you been all week “
Slime 2
“Man you know I was in the trap scheming with that Keenan”
Slime 1
“Word? Yea bro I feel it, I was riding around the trap servin in my Slab with that Keenan underneath me”
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