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Some guys like guys and some guys like gals and some guys... well some guys just like Scooters.
(see bike-sexual)
Girl: I thought he was into me until he showed me all two-hundred pics of him and his scooter.... Now I know he's Scooter-Sexual
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When you kick a gay man in the ass so hard he cums.
Don got boot scootered so hard he had to change his undies.
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A (usually) young "skater" that can't skate at a real skate park using a real skateboard, so they use a razor scooter instead. Cases like this happen because their parents won't buy them a "super cool skateboard for their 7th birthday." Scooter kids are hated all over the skating community. They get in the way of real skaters' tricks, ranging from 2 inch grinds to pop shuvits. They stand in the way and then complain when they get run over and go mouth off to their mommy like the babies they are. No one likes the scooter kid. Don't be the scooter kid.
Skater: *Pushes off and is about to do a grind to ollie 180 landing*
Scooter kid: "OH MOM LOOK A PENNYBOARD WHOS IS IT CAN I HAVE ONE?"
Skater: "Look out you retard!"
Skater: *Crashes into scooter kid*
Scooter kid: *Cry* "Mom get the dinosaur bandaids pls. NOW mom NOW."
Scooter kid's mom: "I should have gotten him a skateboard... or an abortion."
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The wooden stick attached to a bottle rocket. Used to hold the rocket in a bottle or a good gripper for throwing said rocket.
The scooter stick on that rocket saved my life....
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(n) The sensational pain of hitting you ankle with your fucking scooter that one way.
ex. Go commit scooter ankle.
Fred: Let's ride our scooters!
Felix: No, I'm afraid I'll get scooter ankle.
Fred: Then, I hope you get scooter ankle you fucktard.
When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting
Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!
Louis is a person who would ride a scooter gay and he also has a mini-scull penis he’s always bragging how good he is on everything he’s mother but a bumsauce
This kid on a scooter is a scooter gay