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Scotch Crotch

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.

I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.

by AmazonPigeon September 2, 2011

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Scotch Dog

When a man and a dog do a sexual activity in a cardboard box whilst a man fucks a scotch pie in a seperate box.

"Scoot and Dave had scotch dog last night, I heard them through the wall!"

by lorraine lorraine February 7, 2008

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Scotch Plains

A small suburbia located in New Jersey.
Westfield, a town neighboring Scotch Plains, is said to be their rivals. Both clam one is better than the other.
Realistically, both towns are detatched from the real world: wasting much money on drugs, teenagers having their parents fund them(mainly in westfield where more drugs are bought, but less are sold for that reason), and getting angry at each other for no reason than an immature high school rivalry, in which some doltish parents participate. Consequently, both towns house close minded individuals to which the world could purge itself of.

*Note that both towns have fairly average incomes: Westfield does not have a large income compared to real towns said to be "rich towns". Scotch Plains itself houses people with the same income, but differntially houses more people with a lower income.

Ie.1. Scotch Plains Teenager: Westfield is full of rich fags who are stuck up, we have to work for our money. "Mom! Can I have some money to go out, please?"

Ie.2. Westfield Teenager: Scotch Plains kids are jealous of my Mommy and Daddy paying all my bills. Everything in life is handed to me, but Scotch Plains kids are poor fags. "Mom! Can I have some money to go out, please?"

by Nyevskij M April 21, 2008

35πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


scotch sack

(Scotch sack), the act of rubbing your nuts to the point where your balls feel like you have put scotch tape on them and ripped it off.

β€œMan last night I rubbed my balls to the point where I had (scotch sack)”

by Nickjh321 January 10, 2018


scotch and sirloin

To urinate and dedicate at the same time while suspending yourself, face down, horizontally in a stall in a public restroom.

I swung by the restaurant and laid down a mean scotch and sirloin in the bathroom.

by Flattop72 March 23, 2023


scotch ball

Soft balls shot into a Scotch tin. Can be a drinking game or play for money.

We played Scotch Ball at the reunion, and great time was had by all.

by 545513 January 23, 2019


Scotch chub

When whisky gets a guy semi-erected

Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016