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When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.
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When a man and a dog do a sexual activity in a cardboard box whilst a man fucks a scotch pie in a seperate box.
"Scoot and Dave had scotch dog last night, I heard them through the wall!"
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A small suburbia located in New Jersey.
Westfield, a town neighboring Scotch Plains, is said to be their rivals. Both clam one is better than the other.
Realistically, both towns are detatched from the real world: wasting much money on drugs, teenagers having their parents fund them(mainly in westfield where more drugs are bought, but less are sold for that reason), and getting angry at each other for no reason than an immature high school rivalry, in which some doltish parents participate. Consequently, both towns house close minded individuals to which the world could purge itself of.
*Note that both towns have fairly average incomes: Westfield does not have a large income compared to real towns said to be "rich towns". Scotch Plains itself houses people with the same income, but differntially houses more people with a lower income.
Ie.1. Scotch Plains Teenager: Westfield is full of rich fags who are stuck up, we have to work for our money. "Mom! Can I have some money to go out, please?"
Ie.2. Westfield Teenager: Scotch Plains kids are jealous of my Mommy and Daddy paying all my bills. Everything in life is handed to me, but Scotch Plains kids are poor fags. "Mom! Can I have some money to go out, please?"
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Scotch Finger has traditionally been considered the biscuit to have with a 'cuppa' and is ideal to break and dunk. The biscuit has a lovely melt-in-the-mouth texture, which is the result of bakers using a combination of butter, eggs, condensed milk and a special soft flour.
Would you care for a Scotch Finger?
Verb: to use someone as a penpal or telephone buddy with no intention of ever meeting them In real life, often deceitfully, and most commonly with online dating.
Martha: I'm growing rather fond of Matthew, but I think he's scotch-egging me.
Elissa: Why do you think you're being scotch-egged by him?
Martha: He calls me every night but claims he's too busy to meet. Classic scotch-egg behaviour.
When whisky gets a guy semi-erected
Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share
1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.
2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.
Scrap was not surprised to wake up to a scotch fanny.