Someone from Birkenhead and not from Liverpool.
Talking in a scouse accent but not from Liverpool "Ya plassy scouser"
19π 5π
"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"
50π 24π
Similar to a plastic Scouser with exception a vinyl Scouser is someone born in Liverpool, who has defected too the dark side of the Mersey.
Geds Dad is a vinyl scouser
9π 2π
Someone who wears crystals wrapped with rope as a necklace, from Liverpool. Will definitely ask for a go of your spliff, on Crosby Beach after a swim at 5am with a kale smoothie
Heβs that Cosmic Scouser i saw litter picking
7π 3π
a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.
People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.
Forby person "Ay lad don't be fuckin bang on"
63π 40π
Someone who supports Liverpool FC, but doesn't even know where Merseyside is, nevermind Liverpool.
Easy to spot in their replica shirts with the name of a player on the back who's since moved to a bigger club.
Believe they have kudos for 'always supporting them', despite being a glory hunter in the first place.
Easy to spot in pubs around Surrey and the south of England, talking in cockney accents, waving a copy of the Sun about, shouting about "plastic mancs".
Plastic Scouser = 99% of Liverpool supporters
34π 38π
Someone born outside of Liverpool, but dreams of one day being wrongly mistaken for Scouse. They "support" either red or blue yet don't ever venture too far from their couch unless it's an awayday to the local pub. Claim to out of towners that they where born in Scotty Road". Desperate to be accepted
Ketwig Keith: Alright laa you a scouser?
Bowlhead Benny: Yes laa !
Ketwig Keith: Wherabout?
Bowlhead Benny: Ellesmere Port but ald fella was born in Scotty Rd.
Ketwig Keith: ........ Plazzy Scouser the