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While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.
She loved that screaming seagull I gave her.
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A typical Tumblr/meme-based reply by somebody exaggerating their apparent amusement towards the post in question. Most often used by the same morons that happily and unashamedly use the term 'bae' in normal conversation.
'Family Guy quote that's been posted ad nauseam'
"I'm screaming!"
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The creamy residue that is left on your penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.
I was done fucking my girl, and when I pulled out there was scream cheese all over my wang. I cried like a little girl, thinking I was going through the 4th stage of syphillis. It turned out that my girl forgot to mention she had a yeast infection.
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The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock
Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!
Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!
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"1. The Wilhelm Scream is one of a series of short painful screams performed by an actor that were recorded in 1951 for the Warner Brother's film ""Distant Drums."" They were used for a scene where a man is bitten and dragged underwater by an alligator. The recording was archived into the studio's sound effects library -- and it was used in many of their films since. ""Star Wars"" Sound Designer Ben Burtt tracked down the scream recording - which he named ""Wilhelm"" from a character who let out the same scream in ""Charge at Feather River (1953)."" Ben has adopted the scream as sort of a personal sound signature, and has worked it into as many films as he can as well as other sound designers, ~150 movies and counting.
2. The sound made by a (newbie) to anal sex. 3. The sound heard in one's head when things have gone terribly bad."
1. Dude! Did you hear that zombie let out a Wilhelm scream when it got it's leg cut off. 2. Roberto let out a Wilhelm Scream as he got introduced to the joy of prison sex by his new jail cellmate Bubba. 3. Gawd! I think I am having a heart attack. I should never have back packed alone and more than 5 miles into the woods {Wilhelm Scream}.
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The all-too common practice of yelling at the top of your lungs into your cell phone.
Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.
Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.
Bob: "Geeze, Fred. I'm trying to eat here. Must you always be cell screaming while we're having lunch?"
Fred: "Sorry, Bob. I didn't even realize that I was doing that."
Bob: "Well, it's not entirely your fault, part of it is that crappy phone. But still, get a grip. Your throat must be sore!"
When a person yells out in pain after being pentatrated by a closed hand and then having it opened inside and pulled out in a quick swift motion.
Joel didnt use enough lubrication when performing the screaming umbrella on Jen's rectum causing her to need anal reconstruction.