Mexican Screwdriver

Any tool other than an screwdriver (usually duct tape) used to fix an object, mostly by mexicans.

Ordale way, give me that mexican screwdriver, i need to put my nike choos back together vato.

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dirty screwdriver

During sexual intercourse, the girl takes a shit on your dick then sucks it off. alabama hot pocket

Yo bro, last night my girl gave me a dirty screwdriver

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Sonic Screwdriver

A gourmet blend of Bud Light Lime, Sunny D, a splash of aged bongwater, and a shot of Jack Daniels. Most potent when served with a prescription to Xanax.

"Garrett and I downed at least 3 Sonic Screwdrivers before we started to really wig out."

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jewish screwdriver

A alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka.

also a sex position.

that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriver like im some kind of cheap whore.

hey babe can we try the jewish screwdriver tonight im feeling adventurous.

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Golden Screwdriver

When some loses the screwdriver from their set, and their tool set now looks incomplete.

Guy1: "dude your missing a tool".
Guy2: "Yeah it was a screwdriver, THE GOLDEN SCREWDRIVER!".

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Electric Screwdriver

A variant of the traditional screwdriver, this cocktail is comprised of Orangina and vodka.

"What you drinkin' son? Another Red Bull and vodka?"
"Nah, man I'm a get an electric screwdriver. I gots a little bit of a cold I need to get over."

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Columbian Screwdriver

Make a bitch do coke off your dick, then suck it, then cum in her mouth and make it squirt out of her nose.

Man, I gave Becky a Columbian Screwdriver last night, shit was so cash

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