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yeet seat

An ejection chair usually placed inside the cockpit of a fighter jet.

We going on a ride in the YEET seat!

by A Homeschooler September 15, 2019


Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.

Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.

by B Radd June 15, 2007


in the back seat

When you see a extremely attractive person, but you want to be discrete about it. You basiclly want to fuck them in the back seat.

Sam: Man, check out Sara! I wanna take a nibble out of her!
Chris: In the back seat, fosho.

by S-G-DAWG December 13, 2008


man seat

A man seat is a seat in a womens clothing store. Usually located near the changing room. In which a man can sit and rest while his girlfriend, spouse, or friend is in trying on large amounts of clothing.

Men tend to favor stores with man seats because they give opportunity's to rest while on long shopping sprees with their female companion.

*2 men Sitting on a man seat in a girly shopping store*

Guy 1: Oh sweet dude this store has a man seat
Guy 2: Yeah man I've been on my feet for like 2 hours
Guy 1: Oh dude you have the sweet life I've been walking round for 6 with no food!
Guy 2: Oh man you have the hard life

by King Chard June 22, 2007


Front Seat

one of two options you can take when your friends approach the bus stop in a car: the other being backseat.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

by rancors! April 12, 2011


Toilet Seat

Noun. The left over hair on a male head after the balding process is complete. The hair on the back and sides of the head.

"Wow! I haven't seen Bob in years! He's got a full blown toilet seat!

by Domenico Tavella September 26, 2006


Seat Explosion

The cause of one's pants to be filled with solid or liquid feces. Blood optional.

Jimmie wore his jacket around his waist to hide his seat explosion from his co-workers.

by Paskaroni October 26, 2006