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Kusçek is a place in Kazakhstan, (The greatest country in the world.)
Borat Sagdiyev is a local of Kusçek (Ku-Sec), Kazakhstan.
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When a girl gives you a hand job in a movie for only thirty seconds only allowing half an erection to be achieved.
Justin: How was that date at the movies last night?
Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck
Justin: Wow it was that bad?
Billy: Yea
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When you forget something and you start panicking, but immediately you remember it again. (Short-term memory)
1. "I keep doing 1 sec panic when I'm in hurry"
2. "I have short-term memory"
"so you have 1 sec panic?"
"Ofc"
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mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him
did you see the mark blaj fart secs yet?
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Girls' school. Yeah. Anyways, the sport CCA's are taken quite seriously ngl and the teachers are okay-ish? Most students don't necessarily depend on the teachers to do well so uhhh they're just.. there. But some of them are super nice tho. UG is kinda nice there (like ncc and npcc) Youth day is epicccc and the students there so damn nice and pretty. Plus they have such good fashion sense like bro- a downside is the school's location, legit located in the middle of nowhere but 10/10 recommend : (p.s we are cgss, not to be confused with cgs(crescent girls))
A: Hey, why did it take so long for you to come home?
B: Bro I study at Cedar Girls' Sec School
A: Understandable, have a nice day
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A factor that represents the promotion, perpetuation, and persuasion of economic influence to maintain the status quo for the one percent in power.
Economic treason results from the occupation of labor forces in countries other than that of residing corporate board directors where profit values are substantiated by the SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism).
This is egg mom UN, who
1. Secretory Call dad mark fat
2. My mom is my gay
3. Toros hair have sus
Un Gen. Sec. Hair have sus momy