Seldom Seen Smith

1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.

2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.

Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.

Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.

seen his arse

to see ones arse, a combination of making a fool of yourself then getting upset about it.

dunlop has seen his arse again.

ey up, looks like dunlops seen his arse again.

surprise surpsise, dunlops only gone and seen his arse. again.

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seen her arse

Yorkshire phrase signifying when a woman is in a bad mood, as she might be if she actually saw just how big her arse was.

Husband: What's for dinner love?
Wife: Fuck off and cook yourself for once!!
Husband: (to himself) Someone's seen her arse...

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I’ve seen footage

Song by Death Grips

I’ve seen footage makes me want to tear my hair out and pee all over the Walmart medicine section

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Seen From Space

"Seen From Space" can be used as an exageration to explain just how big a mistake, mess, crap, etc. seems

"I took a crap so big it can be seen from space!"
or
"That accident on the highway was massive. I bet you could see it from space!"

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i seen that

A blatant way of making fun of someone when they trip or do something clumsy, resulting in a complete decline in self-esteem.

(person trips walking up steps)

A witness: "I SEEN THAT!"

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Have you seen chef?

Have you seen Chef is a Filthy Frank reference to the movie Chef created by Jon Favreau. The movie was introduced as a joke in an episode of the Filthy Frank Show called Vomit Cake. It's a pretty good movie.

Have you seen Chef?

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