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A beer with the taste of a thousand sun rises and the drinkability comparable to that of the holy grail.
Guy #1: "What're we gettin shitty on tonight?"
Guy #2: "Jim came out tonight"
Guy #3: "Let's grab some bud select"
Guy #4: "I knew he was out since day one"
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Similar to "selective memory". When one claims having high principles and moral values only when it works in their favor. Often used as an excuse to avoid hurting someone's feelings.
Chip said he wouldn't sleep with Karla because she's married and that he has principles, but Chip continues to sleep with Nicole who's also married, but Brazilian and super hot. Chip has selective principle.
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A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.
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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
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I will find you, and I WILL kill you!
-Nature
Natural Selection is Coming For You
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1. Another name for the Columbine High School massacre.
2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.
"Sometime in April me and V will get revenge and will kick natural selection up a few notches" - Eric David Harris
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When a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the jizz and injects it into a female cow.
Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...
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When you decide to capitalize certain proper nouns based on whether or not you like the person, place, or thing.
"I really enjoy the Keith Olbermann show."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."