serve a geeb

to serve someone a geeb means, while using a geeb (gravity bong), to light the marijuana and simultaneously pull the bottle out from the base and to give it to someone else to take. It’s pretty much just referring to lighting someone elses rip, toke, pull, whatever you call the act of sucking the marijuana smoke from the geeb bottle.

Friend 1: “Dude can u serve a geeb for me?You always pull the fattest.”
Friend 2: “For sure dude.”

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self serve

A word to define Masturbation.

"Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!"

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serving cunt

when they’re slaying

on 10 June tomorrow x together serving cunt in a way that defies the laws of gender

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self-serving

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

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Double Serve

Being served by the lunchroom lady at the same time she's fixing your lunch. One of the rarest occurrences in Servdom.

Lunchroom Lady: "What do you want with your chicken, Ponch?"

Nicole: "Dude, the lunchroom lady just called you Ponch, cause she thinks you look like Erik Estrada."

Mikey: "OMG! I've just been Double Served."

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soft serve

Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.

Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.

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cup and serve

Cup and serve is when you fart into your hand, cup your hand to contain the gas, then serve the gas by opening your hand in someone's face.

I started a new Thanksgiving tradition by doing a cup and serve in the cat's face.