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to die, or stop working see shit the bed
My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.
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A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.
Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.
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da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.
we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.
at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.
if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?
Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.
Kid #1: ME TOO!
Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.
Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET
Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
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I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.
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Geeks can look into the story of Romeo and Juliet and decide to see the romance that could have bloomed between Romeo and Paris instead
Gay Shakespeare goes thus: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Paris is the sun!
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1.A class that is way above your level.
2. A class where everything goes over your head
3. A class where words don't make sense
As in William Shakespeare's education was equal to a graduate degree education
Archiebald: Do you have any idea what's happening in Bio?
Jack: Nah man, that's a real William Shakespeare class
a complete waste of quality time in school which could be further used for my sleep. English teachers like it too much, students don't like it at all.
person 1: this term we are studying Shakespeare
person 2: sucks to suck.