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A shane is a majestic, oftentimes handsome creature that dwells primarily in the continental US but has been known to inhabit the middle east. However, recent research indicates that they are close to extinction overseas. They communicate using fragmented Cantonese and sarcasm and are characterized by their wisdom that reaches only just below the level of a little Asian girl.
Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.
However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.
syddaleigh: (to innocent bystander) "This shane outsmarted me, but only because its demeanor makes me nervous"
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."
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a person that thinks he is so awesome, so full of him self that one day he will actually implode from all the bullshit stored inside him
you think your so great, your name must be shane
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Shane is a character on The L Word who 'Loves 'em and leaves 'em'.
'#1: You haven't pulled a Shane have you?
#2: Yeah.'
'#1: You better not go all Shane on me!
#2: Don't worry I won't.'
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Shane has anger issues needs helps gives alot of dick and is small but sexy
Shane Everything good cums in small packages
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Shanely is for Shamir and Janely. They would make a good couple. I ship them a lot. But there are embarrassed to ask out each other. But low key they should date.
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When a Narcissist convinces women that they are the only one they really like.
When they succeed and manage to lead these multiple women to believe in the plethora of lies they end up weaving to convince them whole heartedly that he's one of the good guys.
As made famous with legendary fuck father Shane Told.
#fuck father #fuckboy #fuck boy #asshole #jerk #dickhead
Fuckboy: Hey Shane did you sleep with that hot instagram chick yet?
Shane: Yeah I dude I totally boned her and I'm going to bang this other one in the weekend.
Fuckboy: Man you sure know how to shane them all don't you?
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It is a person who lacks in leadership roles. Most of them fancy beards however they look like a hipster crossed between a metro-sexual lumberjack and a tall tree. They often prefer to the power bottom in relationships. Their nemesis tend to narcissistic.
"Dude that guy Shane is a shitty Lead."
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