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A superior human being who has the power of a gun, with only words. He is a true hero to our nation of 12 year olds all around the globe.
Here is his most powerful words "Da ting go skkkkrrrraaa, papakakaka
Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom" Here is how we can use this god in a sentence "Roadman Shaq is a true bawss"
When you take a dump that is so big it breaches the top of the water in the bowl.
"Whew, that was a tough one. I just dropped Shaq's Shoe and I feel ten pounds lighter."
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most unstoppable scoring duo the nba has ever seen , split up due to beef between the two players
shaq and kobe combined for 90
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When you're on welfare, and yo momma got sell her loose ass so you can eat waffles for supper. These are the shoes you end up wearing. They cost around $10 at Walmart, got fuckin Shaq on them, remember that fool? He was in some shit movie called Kazaam.
Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.
You so poor yo momma spread her ass cheeks with no lube just to get you Shaq Shoes, you must be Somalian
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1.When a man with a large penis menefests himself out of nowhere and proceeds to smack you with his 400lb+ man meat.
2.When Shaq comes out of nowhere and denies/rejects you by slaping you down with his huge piece.
1.I was just standing there and all of a sudden, a man came up and hit me down with his large dick, later I was informed that I was Shaq Smacked.
2.As the man made the shot outside the key, Shaq proceeded to jump 9ft into the air and decimate the man with his large penis.
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A word the people of the online forum "Cheapassgamer" use to substitute for the word "Fuck"
Shaq Fu You, DLF
The Icon's Shaq Fuin Awesome
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Big shaq created the great math problem that NOONE can solve:
2+2=4-1=3. He refers to this as quick maths.
He is smoking trees everyday on the block and is never seen without his black puffy north face jacket as he is NOT HOT. His brother is called asnee and his man (no homo) has a frisbee.
Never ever ask him is he is hot in the jacket as it is very offensive to his roadman culture. His main hobby is chilling in the corridor and going to the park where he see’s your girl. She is most likely an uckers.
Big shaq’s ting goes srrrrrrrrraaaattt papapapakat skidikitkatkat and a pumpumpurrr pumm skiiiiyyyaaa
Yo my name is big shaq. Mans not hot. That’s not sweat, perspiration ting.
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