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What happens when you trust a fart.
Never trust a fart. Might be a shart.
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a very wet fart, an accidental shit
John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.
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To believe one is going to fart, but the outcome is having to clean ones pants of shit.
"Dude did you hear about Tom?"
"No mann what happened?"
"He totally sharted infront of his girlfriends parents"
"Mann dude, that fucker is screwed"
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when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!
Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."
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To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
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when one farts and shit comes out
Maria sharted and had to change her panties.
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