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The really annoying things in mario kart that fuck you up really bad. They come in three different types:green, red(or brown), or blue. The green ones aren't so bad they just fling around stupidly. The brown ones, you should watch out for.
They seek the person in front of you and fuck them up. The blue ones automattically go to the player in 1st place.
"I was in first place, then fuckin yoshi threw a red turtle shell at me and I got fourth."
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Taking a pinch of dip the size of a shotgun shell
A step down from the horseshoe
Did you see that huge pinch he just took?! That thing was a shotgun shell!
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Basically just a shooter game that you play when you're bored at school and want to shoot people.
There are 4 classes, a sniper in which "Good" players use which can one shot, but the bullet travel cripples you. You got a shotgunner who's shotgun is worse than his pistol at close range. You have a guy with an Ak, not so bad, and is fun to use. Then you got the guy with a rocket launcher, run if he's good, you're gonna blow up.
Guy 1: Hey wanna play a game?
Guy 2: Lets party up in shell shockers.io and shoot people.
Guy 1: Ok, sounds fun.
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The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.
Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.
A Koopa Troopa's only armor. After it has been removed, it can be used as a projectile to pown someone.
*Cheerleader gets hit by a Koopa shell* Powned! Or however you say that!
a chill place in Oakville where the bikers go to bike, the skaters to skate, and the girls to watch. many a druggie enjoy their summer days filiming the skaters and put videos up on youtube. all blakelock kids enjoy shell park as it is popular for bush parties.
oakvillian 1: hey bob wanna go to shell?
oakvillian 2: yeah ill bring my camera, you bring the skaters
oakvillian 3: summer rocks at shell park ! woot woot fist pump **
Probably the best youtube video of all time.
Bascially my life
A hit for all age groups
One time I looked at a diamond,
and it gave me a sunburn...
One kid, "Wanna know what I use as a hat? A lentil"
Other, "you soooo got that from Marcel the Shell"
:)
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