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Bean Shingles

Roof shingles that are put there by Mexican roofers. Typically used to describe poor shingle placement and quality.

I knew I shouldn't have those Mexican roofers, damn Bean Shingles are coming off already!

by Slumper Spaniel September 15, 2023


Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022


Man of 7 Shingles

Man of 7 Shingles, Created by "M U G E N" is a robloxian character whom wears 7 Shingles, on his back, back arms, side arms And head. he carries around a toolbox, full of assumed tools to be: Wrench (christmas regrets) Measuring Tape (australian concrete) and Hammer (cursed septic) his face is three robloxian default faces (most likely from 2008) merged into one, 2 faces rotated 45 degrees, to make the mouth look "stitched on".

"i feel like cosplaying as the Man of 7 Shingles"

by alt account July 13, 2023


hang out a shingle

Verb phrase. To start a business.

This refers to old shops or guilds in the 1800's and before, where their business name was carved on a piece of wood called a shingle, which they would hang out over their front door for pedestrians to see.

"Your sister graduated Law School last week? When will she hang out a shingle?"

by June 16, 2021


Ray Shingles

A 'Ray Shingles' is known as a 'coward farmer'

'Ray' refers to a typical Australian male (the John Doe of the outback)

'Shingles' in conjunction with 'coward farmer' relates to the fact that the farmer is so dumb that they mistake 'bracken' for 'timber' or 'rub shit on themselves' and as a result they get a skin rash resembling the shingles virus which is their cause for 'ugliness'

'Ray Shingles' are common all over Australia however they're predominately seen in Victoria.

Hey Seacombe, do you see that naked man over there defecating on himself? what a fucking dumb Ray Shingles, he must be one ugly farmer.

by Ugly Farmers from Seacombe February 2, 2024


shingle busting

This action occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse. One person will have hemorrhoids will have their ass cheeks smacked until one bursts.

Tom was crazy last night. I shouldn’t have allowed his shingle busting

by Shrek boi 556 October 19, 2020


Mingle Shingles

When you catch whatever skin disease, rash or lesions from random people your too closely rubbing up on, laying with or dancing too close to for an extended amount of time.

Remeber those two randoms last weekend? Those two were laying in that bed at the festival for a long time, now they got mingle shingles now!

by Negrophiliaphobia July 23, 2022