Shmuck

Someone who has been dumb and you don’t like them any more.

Dude1: *trips over a table*
Dude2: ha watta shmuck

shmuck

Shmuck means the word emily

gay shmuck

emily is a shmuck

Shmuck

A stupid mother fucker

Don't act like a shmuck

Shmuck

An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.

This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?

shmucked

get ur penis sucked from a very old person with no teeth

man:girl take out your dentures lemme get my meat shmucked

shmucking

to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly

“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”

shmuck-head

someone who’s a dickhead all the time

“aye shut up you flippin shmuck-head”