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An elite force in any setting, Shock Troops set the benchmark for excellence in their field of expertise. Can travel in groups or as a one-man wolfpack. Shock and Awe is the mantra of these highly skilled, yet often, unrefined individuals whose motto is, "Best of the best; Fuck all the rest!"
Bob: Man, this shit's impossible, we're gonna have to figure out another way!
Joe: Dude, Fuckabunchathatshit!!! Time to call in the Shock Troop(s)!
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Attaching a dog shock collar to the exterior nasty parts of the female vagina (usually with tape) and proceding to shock her for entertainment value. The act was originated and made popular by the "Bubba the Love Sponge" radio show from Tampa, FL now on Sirius Sattelite Radio.
BTLS- "Today we have a good show for you we got Maddy Yokum comin in at 3 and later we'll have the cheetah girls in and we'll shock the puss"
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When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.
Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.
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A great show on Cartoon Network.
Superhero static shock whoop whoop!
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The shock of moving from one culture to another often associated with laws, traditions, food, music and general lifestyle choices.
Guy 1: Dude, American beer is so gassy it just makes me feel bloated.
Guy 2: I hear European beer is better, with added hops or something.
Guy 1: Just adding to the culture shock.
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A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.
After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.
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A state of antsiness or anxiety when one goes too long without seeing pictures of Adam Lambert or hearing his music. A common find in Glamberts and Lambskanks.
Kav: What's wrong with you? You're all jumpy and antsy.
Dee: I haven't listened to Adam's music in like forever! I think I'm suffering from Adamlaphic Shock!
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