moan-sigh theory

A theory developed that shows the moans are the inverse of sighs. Where moans go up then down in tone, sighs go down then up in tone. This theory is useful for people learning Chinese, or taking Mandarin/Cantonese as a Second Language.

According to the moan-sigh theory, the essence of pronunciation for mandarin characters with the 3rd tone is comparable to that of a sigh, or the inverse of a sigh - known as a moan.

*sighs* grabs lotion

idk neither help ahh so like yh but like srly can someone explain

person 1 hi
person 2 *sighs* grabs lotion

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Bon*sigh* Tree

any plant given as a romantic gift during a relationship that subsequently ends in an unsatisfactory break-up

Friend: "Why don't you let that Ficus die already?"

Me: "It was a total bon*sigh* tree, and I can't let go."

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italian hand sigh

when an italian is in a deep, serious or funny conversation and out of no where raises there hand to almost wave but its more like a arm spasm

italian -"so my ma was like Mariano you can't fist pump in a vine tasting gallery"
non italian friend " you just did the italian hand sigh, nice job bro!"
italian- "i didn't even notice bro, oh my gosh arm spasm !"

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I know why Yoda sighs…

I know why Yoda sighs… — The helpless, exasperated, ejaculation uttered when someone who is suppose to be watching your back completely misses the mark.

Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.

The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.

Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!

And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

And Yoda sighed!!!!!

You had one job…one motherfucking job…and you blew it; YOU BLEW IT…now I know why Yoda sighs…how could you have fucked that up!!!!

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You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

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eye sigh

When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.

My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.