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What celebrities, politicians and companies do when they are trying to be politically woke.
Nobody:
J. K. Rowling: Btw, Dumbledore was in a passionate gay relationship.
Everyone: Uh, ok... Where is that in the books and movies?
J. K. Rowling: Nowhere, i just made it so.
Everyone: Why are you saying this only now? Back in 2007 (when the last Harry Potter book came out) only one state had gay marriage legalized. Don't you think the LGBTQ community would have liked your support more back then?
J. K. Rowling: ...
Everyone: ...
J. K. Rowling: Well... but now he is SUPER gay.
Everyone, to each other: man, virtue signalling like this is just so pretentious.
J. K. Rowling: Also, have you heard about Hermione?
Everyone: please stop.
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Music made by detecting brain-waves' activity using a higly-sophisticated software that converts these 'bio-signals' and 'bio-render' them in to music according to your brain-waves' strenght. Example: if you are in a good, creative mood your theta (2-3 to 4-7 c.p.s 'cycles per second') waves which are 'slow' 3.5 to 7.0 Hz... get detected by a specially made EEG and 'play' your mood!
Bio-signals also called 'organo-lectric music', 'brain music' and are related to a weird new science Sonocytology: yeast cells that alter a digital-CD surface's groove structure by time and bio-render the music laser-burned on them into something alltogether new!
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Law Enforcement code for a Car Crash
That pursuit out on route twelve just signal 4'ed. Better send the meat wagon.
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An improvised signal or sign created by the female to get a desired male to notice her or talk to her. Sexual in nature without being a guarantee of sex.
BJ Signals share these characteristics or some combination of: Eye contact, use of the tongue, use of the finger(s), use of the lips. Eye contact being required at all times.
Scholars frown upon the use of food for a BJ Signal, considered bad form for the confusion it can create for multiple males in the general vicinity. However, if eye contact has already been established and the signal is glaringly obvious, i.e. deep-throating a corn dog, it's a legitimate BJ Signal.
The signal is familiar to porn actresses who may utilize it in their act to increase
eroticism. Also familiar to girls with studs in their tongues who like to show it off.
Lucky (or going to get) is the man who is the recipient of a BJ Signal. For all intents and purposes, she wants you, badly.
So don't fuck it up.
1. Running the finger or pinky over the upper lip, followed by the tongue.
2. Licking of a finger followed by sucking.
3. Putting the tongue in front of the upper teeth or roof of the mouth followed by licking of the lips.
4. "Man, that fine chica that just drove past was BJ Signaling me."
(Performs illegal 180 with tires smoking.)
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Signal used by raffo when he picks his victims or when he dismissed lunch. The process of pointing one's finger and moving it up and down; usually in the direction of the person(s) that raffo wants to ear rape.
Daniel said "Well, Raffo gave me the cock signal again, time to go into his office."
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while fucking a girl reverse cowgirl style, have her stretch out her arms, while taking a flashlight and shining it on her back and start singin the batman theme song... The result will be a 'bat signal' on the wall
'batman dodah doo batman' flashlight produces the bat signal
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You mis-spelled virtue signalling. Don't worry - no need to feel embarrassed. About your bad spelling, I mean.
Your toxic worldview? That's another matter.
ERHMAHGERD WOT A BUNCH OF VIRTUAL SIGNALLING SNOWFLAAEKS!!?!*!! YOU CANT EVIN SAY NUGGER ANYMORE WITHOUT BEEING CALLED A RACEIST!!!
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